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Mortar n Pestle
01:51
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You'll be livin' in a lie
When the papers get signed
Next thing you know
She'll be tellin' you how to live your life
When you goin out?
When you comin back?
Then you get no ass
When you take her to the sack
Work your fingers to the bone
Every single day
Hate your fuckin life
There's nothin left to say
Get out while you can
Avoid disaster
Stand up be a man
Grow some testicles
Tried to ruin the band
I wouldn't let her
She'll crush your dreams
Mortar n Pestle!!
Take out the trash
Mow the lawn
Walk the dog
I just wanna play guitar!
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2. |
Assaulted & Peppered
02:06
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Everybody's runnin'
When the Spider Fist is comin'
Stand there lookin' dumb
'Cause were always havin' fun
'N if your mouth starts runnin'
Throwin' weight 'round like a heifer
We got somethin' for your palette bitch
Assault n Peppered
Assault n Peppered
I'm freakin' out
Assault n Peppered
flick the fuckin' jab now
You get the fuckin' beat down!
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3. |
Where's Wally
01:27
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Red dog, red dog, what's that smell?
Wally's in the bathroom, can't you tell?
Scummin' out, loafin' round, starin' at tits.
Or he's in the last stall, takin a shit.
Greazy blonde hair, in a dirty wife beater, or
Screamin' "Fuck Off!" in a mustard stained t-shirt.
Tellin' dirty jokes, and makin us laugh.
We always got love for poor white trash!
Where's Wally Eikenburg?
Where'd he go?
To the mother fuckin' liquor store!
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4. |
Slacker
01:56
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Wake up, my back hurts
It's cold outside and I don't wanna go to work
Boss sucks, wanna smack her
Lost my job cause I threatened to attack her
Two-bit fuckin actor
Label me a cold hearted bastard
Shit list gettin blacker
Just another day in the life of a SLACKER
This is what the world thinks of you
Piece of shit with nothing to do
Don't care what the world thinks of you
Piece of shit with something to prove
Riot Instigator.
Dirty Punk Rock Old School Head Banger
Cops came, nothing major
Got a little loud and pissed off the neighbors
I get bad behavior
When drinkin Black Tooth's and listinin to SLAYER
Brain dead when I'm plastered
Just another day in the life of a SLACKER
This is what the world thinks of you
Piece of shit with nothing to do
Don't care what the world thinks of you
Piece of shit with something to prove
SLACKER (x2)
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Comin' at you with a high-hat
Pit-bull verses Muskrat
Where'd you get your Bitch tats?
I'll beat you like you were Fat Pat!
8 hour session-ers
Bitch ass confession-ers
Frank Arnold filled their eyes with fear
Quit your band get outta here!
Clamin' Punk Rock but
You're squealin' on the stand
Readin' off the script
That's writtin' on your hand
Preachin' Anarchy but
You're singin' like a bird
Neanderthal Mission is
Stinkin' like a Turd!
LET'S GO!
Spit blood at your sister
What a pity that I missed her
Cheap Whiskey and Anger
You'll hear from my Lawyer!
8 hour session-ers
Bitch ass confession-ers
Frank Arnold filled their eyes with fear
Quit your band get outta here!
Clamin' Punk Rock but
You're squealin' on the stand
Readin' off the script
That's writtin' on your hand
Preachin' Anarchy but
You're singin' like a bird
Neanderthal Mission is
Stinkin' like a Turd!
LET'S GO!
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6. |
Visions of Grandeur
00:53
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Hey Hey you got a lot to say
But get real quiet when its time to play
Yeah Yeah thinkin' your the man
Easy talkin' shit when you don't got a band
Why Why the fuck you even try?
I wrote this song while we were gettin' high
Oh No you really gotta go
We're not gonna take it anymore!
Visions of Grandeur! (x2)
Hey you, what you gonna do?
Talk a lot of shit but never follow through
Right now we got you figured out
Trollin' online and sitting on the couch
Oh Snore you're really just a bore
Everybody knows your wife is a whore
Right Now you need to shut your mouth
What about them songs you're never puttin' out?
Visions of Grandeur! (x2)
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7. |
Beta by Association
02:17
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Fuck You!
You Cock Blocked me last night
Today you wanna be my friend?
Damn near got into a fist fight
Ignorance never ends
Can't believe how drunk you were
I almost got in her pants
Floggin' and Frolicin'
Down on the ground
Try to get Pussy but you can't
Beta by Association
Watch who you hang around
Beta by Association
No Bitch Boys bringin me down
Beta by Association
You'll end up using your hand
Beta by Association
Try to get Pussy but you can't
Y'all wanna be treated like men?
Well fuckin act like one then...
Cock Blockin little Bitch...
1950's you would slap the piss
Outta modern day you
MAN THE FUCK UP!
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8. |
Brew Ha Ha
02:23
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I remember vaguely
Me n Curt C
Goin full speed
Biker parties
Fifth in the car
Southern All Stars
Didn't get far (with the)
Sluts at the bar
C.M.C.
Same damn thing
Drinkin' them shots
Breakin' them strings
Rockin' out hard
Moonshine Jar
Always Good Times
At the Clubhouse Bar!
Just Another Brew Ha Ha
Drinkin' at the Clubhouse Bar
Oh Yeah!
Just Another Brew Ha Ha
Drinkin' at the Clubhouse Bar
Come On!
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9. |
Wake Up Call
01:42
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First you come around
Then you go away
Like to run your mouth
But you'll never stay
We Know You're Fake (x3)
THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL
GET BACK TO THE MAN YOU ONCE WERE
YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER!
Crazy Motherfucker...
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10. |
The King Stands Alone
01:44
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Life is like a game
Everyone's the same
You fuck it up, don't look at us
Cause you're the one to blame
You never really know
Who's a friend or foe
Watch your crowd, don't hang around
With snakes and trolls
We hope you realize
Don't get hypnotized
Think for yourself, 'cause no one else
Will read between the lies!
The King Stands Alone
The King Stands Alone
Hey Ho! You Gotta Go!
The King Stands Alone
It happens everyday
Games that people play
Shut your mouth and think about
The things you will say
They'll hit you with a smack
'N stab you in the back
Next thing you know
They'll fuckin kick you in the sack
So keep your circle small
Keep it standing tall
Throw your middle finger up
N yell out FUCK YOU ALL!
The King Stands Alone
The King Stands Alone
Hey Ho! You Gotta Go!
The King Stands Alone
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11. |
Resinous Evil
00:16
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Take yourself a big ol' fuckin hit
Even though you know it tastes like shit
Gaggin' before it hits your lips
Scrapin' by, so fuckin' Resinous!
Live your life
Scrape your pipe
Do any-fuckin-thing you like
Don't ask me
It's just a dream
Got some Resin on my jeans
It's on my teeth
It's on my hands
Most of you won't understand
So take a hit
You little Bitch
Lick that Resin off your Lips!
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Take some fuckin Yeager, man.
Take some fuckin Black Haus, man.
Vanilla fuckin Twist, man.
Mix it in a shot glass man!
Yohan Sebastian Frothmoninov!
See me noddin' off man?
I drank a little too much man.
See my mouth froth man?
I broke the fuckin shot glass man!
Yohan Sebastian Frothmoninov! (x3)
FROTH!
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Spider Hole Pistolero Detroit, Michigan
We've been jamming together since before 2007! We started out drinking whiskey and making music for a laugh. Then everyone
kinda went their own way for a few years.
We all got back together on a sad note, when our bass player Big Spougie passed away in 2017. We had a little jam session after the funeral and been going hard ever since. Now it's just like the old days. Making music and having fun!
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